Cum de au ajuns lucrurile atât de departe?

Is there anyone else who would like to share with us tonight?

Moderator Societatea Alcoolicilor Anonimi

The Force is strong in my pants.

Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”

I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

Dr. Evazan (Star Wars)

Bonasera… Bonasera.

Don Corleone (The Godfather I)

Marrying smart means to marry someone as cheap as you are.

Ken Rockwell - How to Afford Anything

Nenorociţii ăştia au distrus oraşul ăsta, care şi aşa era la pământ!

Un cetăţean indignat

N-am auzit de Robert Niţă.

Giani Kiriţă

Dumnezeu este al 12-lea jucător.

Habib Habibou

I’m just happy to not be that person anymore.

Alcoolic anonim

…beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house.

2Pac - Hit ‘Em Up

Someone always sees a girl with $40,000.

Detective Milton Arbogast (Psycho) 

Hey Mama, is it true what they say, that Papa never worked a day in his life?

Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone

Scoati faţa di la muzicî!

O fată di Capitalî

Dacă împarţi ceva la orice, îţi dă o chestie.

Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had its price. That is why the bounty killers appeared.

For A Few Dollars More